WHEN THE GIRLS COME HOME

Shamima Begum is a nineteen year-old girl who went out to Syria about four years ago to support IS, subsequently got married and gave birth to three children, two of whom died (probably due to inadequate health care). At the time she left the UK, along with other young women – well, just girls really – there was a lot of talk in the media, mostly assuming they had been enticed, or groomed, by extremist websites. They would soon see the error of their ways when they experienced the realities of a very nasty war which has destroyed millions of homes and created a huge refugee problem. But has she seen her error? Doesn’t seem that way. As far as I can tell she only wants to come home now because she’s living in a squalid refugee camp following the defeat of ISIS in that part of the world. Would she be asking for repatriation if IS were still in control? I don’t think so.

At the time I wrote a satirical song about these girls and now that Shamima Begum wants to come home it seemed an opportune time to revive it. My own view is simple – if she returns to the UK we should apply existing law – if she has committed a crime then she should stand trial like anyone else. So far  as we know she has not committed acts of violence herself, even though she seems to condone others who do, nor has she produced propaganda attempting to persuade others to join terrorist organisations. We may not like her views and feel she is naïve, maybe even stupid, but is she a criminal? Let the law decide. Also, if she is allowed back, we should treat her decently as a demonstration of how we, in a democratic country, can be benevolent and forgiving – far from the narrow-minded ideals and violence that IS espouse.

WHEN THE GIRLS COME HOME

When the girls come home, back from overseas,
When they’ve had enough of bombing with a baby on their knees.
What will they tell their mothers, and their poor old dad?
We’ve had a lovely holiday a-fighting for jihad?

When the girls come home, from joining up with Isis,
Thought it was one-way trip to paradisis.
Like a Butlins with bullets, or a Boy Scout jamboree,
All singing Allah-hu Akbar – a virgin bride for me

When the girls come home – if they’ve still got their heads on,
A bloody revolution – was what the soldiers reckon.
Strutting up and down there with a great big gun.
Now off with your burkas, let’s have a bit of fun.

When the girls come home, if they should ever make it,
Cos living in a war zone – is really rather hectic.
Killing all those infidels – bang, bang, bang.
Although they never harmed us when their church bells rang.

When the girls come home, with a load of crazy guys,
Intent on rape a pillage and with hate-filled eyes.
Crying death to your democracy – the end is nigh.
But for you the war is over, it’s time to say goodbye.

When the girls come home, so the politicians say,
Give ‘em a good talking to – that is the British way.
Don’t tell ‘em they’ve been stupid, irresponsible or wrong,
And no you can’t come back here when you never should have gone.

DAIZY AND THE WEEDS RAP IT UP

Daizy and the Weeds Rap it Up (now available on Amazon) is my latest novel for older teenagers and was originally called Voice of the Lobster, a title I still prefer. However, advice from agent’s website (I forget which) was to have a title that summarised or indicated the book’s content – or avoid one that could not be understood until the story had been read. I took the point, even though many books do not follow this rule. I suppose well-known authors can break the rule because readers are attracted to them and aren’t fazed by an obscure title. Anyway, my book is about a girl called Daizy from the Weed family who make music including rap so I hope this is now acceptable. Preferably, I hope an agent/publisher shows interest in forking out for the manuscript. And, of course, people will purchase the book from Amazon.

I began writing the story some years ago (maybe 10 or 15) and always intended coming back to it when the time was right. It includes contemporary issues such as racism, media bullying, dysfunctional families, etc, and focuses on the two major preoccupations of my life; music and working with young people.

The central character is Nina, a black teenager and one of a large extended family of travellers who narrowly escape being killed in an arson attack on their bus. Far-right activists harass the family, but they are protected by a mysterious friend who offers to support them in exchange for musical performances. Nina and the Weeds are successful but discover a racist group has been exploiting the band by inserting subliminal messages into their performances. Nina’s absent father, we later discover, along with the political activists behind the conspiracy, served in the army together and were involved in the massacre of a rebel group in Somalia some years previously. The crime is kept secret, but Nina uncovers it and, eventually establishes her father’s innocence.

Some might criticize me as a white middle-aged man for having a black teenage girl as the main character but, I believe, readers will understand when they get into the book. Also, as an author, I hope I have sufficient imagination to write about a whole range of characters who may or may not share my background or life experiences. In fact, the most important characters in the book are troubled teenagers (boys, girls, black and white) and for many years I worked with just such kids in the education system.

The following is an extract early on in the novel after Nina and her New Age traveller family have been fire-bombed out of their campsite and sought refuge at a squat in the suburbs.

She was sick and tired of the weird, wired and wacky, mad and muddy, spaced-out and tacky world of the road. The festivals, campfires, communes, raves, road rallies, tree protests and other radical scenes which, when all was said and done, made every day a bad hair day and each night fit only for dirty dogs and frozen turkeys. It also helped if you were an eco-warrior, fired up by dreams of anarchy and revolution – so full of it in fact you were blind to the squalor and lack of privacy – but she wasn’t.
       No, all Nina wanted was a bit of peace and quiet. Not the ‘chill man’ type of peace that made you cringe and feel like swatting every doped-up body-painted loon that hung around the fringes of her world like mosquitoes, but the everyday type of peace she’d only ever glimpsed at enviously from a distance through the curtains of suburban terraces. Houses, in fact, exactly like the one they were in now.