Here’s a nice picture of my three year old grand daughter, Evie, playing peek-a-boo. It has little to do with my new song below – but who cares?

THE KEY TO A HAPPY LIFE

Everybody wants to know everybody’s business,

That’s all they want to know.

Poking their noses where they don’t belong now,

No wonder those noses grow.

No, no, no… No wonder those noses grow.

 

The key to a happy life is to mind your own business,

And don’t go messing where you don’t belong.

The key to a happy life is to mind your own business,

You know that I’m right coz I sure ain’t wrong.

 

Tinker, tailor, soldier and a sailor,

Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief.

They’ve all got a job to do.

You lazy whatsit – so how about you?

 

Down in the valley in the old back alley,

There is Mrs Muddle on Jeremy Kyle,

Ranting and a-raving and a-misbehaving,

Meanwhile her kids are all a-running wild.

 

Down the ages turn the history pages,

Kings and emperors went to war.

Leaving a trail of death and destruction,

They all thought they were above the law.

 

The next door neighbour’s having a party,

Enough damn noise to waken the dead.

Don’t they realize people are sleeping?

They need it like a bang on the head.

One, two, three, four, five – BANG!   (X2)